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KAYLA FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA

TO

BE

HONEST

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: today sucked

BROOKE HEY I LOVE ELAINE, BUT SHE’S A BITCH BROOKE, A DUMB STUPID BITCH.

KAYLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: the third book in the Millenium trilogy sucks diq…

what is the millenium series

oh it’s THE GIRL WITH THE blah blah blah stuff

i like the plot i guess but the writing is so dull and straightforward and sometimes just flat out bad that it’s distracting. the third one is so far the worst.

ugh whatever I’VE COME THIS FAR, i might as well finish. :/

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: sorry about my stupid blog everyone

you should be

imrickmercerbitch replied to your photo: also i discovered just now that i have a good side…

SO HOT YOU’RE MAKING ME SEXIST

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: is it weird that i’m fb stalking my pretend work…

HOW DID YOUR MEETING GO!!!!!!!!!!! also ilu2 :*

LOLLLL KAYLA

ONE OF MY COWORKERS SWITCHED SHIFTS WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS OPENING SO THAT HE COULD COME IN AND DO THE WORKSHOP FOR ME BECAUSE HE KNEW I DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT

I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I SAW HIM IN THE PARKING LOT THIS MORNING I S2G

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: mrickmercerbitch replied to your post: this guy i…

omg say mel’s your gf and have her text you all the time at work

mrickmercerbitch replied to your post: this guy i work with who i am not interested in at…

i imagine every guy that works at an apple store as having huge pitt stains non-stop……..say you’re gay

honestly most of the guys i work with are really cute and have great personalities but this one is just.. not. 

probably gonna have to go with your plan tbh.

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: X-Men…

whoa you have a job?!?!

yeah gurl, i teach art for six weeks every summer to 5-10 year olds. it’s super glamorous. 

also i just got a job with the company that rhymes with Snapple but i haven’t started yet. i hope it doesn’t suck and that everyone will just be cool because I AM SO INTIMIDATED AHHHHHHHH

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: X-Men ruined my life

where the fuck have you been all day

~work~

 and then X-Men

and i am SO TIRED right now but i just want to read Game of Thrones

WHY DO I HAVE TO SLEEP

 imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: Will Arnett is tweeting about hockey

i just FLEW to twitter to see his tweets. i love how much he swears omg

i am such a bad hockey fan, i didn’t even see the game last night but when i saw his tweets i had to go to youtube because he is so ~fired up~ about it

basically just 

 imrickmercerbitch replied to your post:holy fucking shit I just watched the hit on Horton…

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BITCH CANUCKS RULE

GURL you know I want the Canucks to win more than anything but that shit was fucked. The hit was so late and he didn’t even know it was coming. 

• Question: OMG BROOKE
  
  I FINALLY WATCHED STEALING HARVARD
  
  YOU'LL STAY DOWN
  
  YOU'LL STAY DOWN
  
  YOU
  
  WILL
  
  STAY
  
  DOWN
  
  NOW GET UP
  
  AND GET OUT
  
  GET UP GET OUT
  
  GET UP GET OUT
  
  GET UP GET OUT
  
  GET UP GET OUT
  
  GET UP GET OUT
  
  GET UP GET OUT
  
  GET UP AND GO
  
  DON'T TOUCH MY DOOR
  
  
  
  I CAAAAAAAAAAN'T - ginandcigars
• Answer:

  VICTORY

  AT LAST

  I NEED MY CHEESE

 tardytardis replied to your post:  imrickmercerbitch replied to your post:Tonight at…

Kayla doesn’t like ‘I Heart Huckabees”? She needs to be hit in the head with a giant bouncy ball.

ikr

it made me so angry that i had to go into my tree and talk to the Dixie Chicks

then I chopped her up with a machete