March 2012
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Mar 30th
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ihopericksantorum: “We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow. i took allergy meds like a hour ago and i feel like i may be hallucinating or having an aneurysm 
Mar 30th
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watching Thor for the first time i would like to touch everyone in this movie inappropriately
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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my boyfriend made me eat chicken express tonight and i totally overdid it and now i think i’m dying
Mar 29th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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KAYLA FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA TO BE HONEST
Mar 23rd
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imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: today sucked BROOKE HEY I LOVE ELAINE, BUT SHE’S A BITCH BROOKE, A DUMB STUPID BITCH. KAYLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 23rd
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today sucked
Mar 23rd
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okay, Newsweek when your ipad edition cover is going to MAKE NOISE and MOVE AROUND, you need to warn a fucking sister i mean, shit god damn
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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looking at the display on the new ipad is like looking into the face of Jesus and Bruce Springsteen at the same time. like… i can’t even believe it’s real. in related news i’m going to sleep because i’ve spent the last 8 hours setting up new ipads that’s all
Mar 16th
rly need to stay awake so i can sleep in to prepare for the ipad overnight tomorrow fuq my life
Mar 15th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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dear internet diary, tonight i had to schedule my overnight team for the ipad launch and that shit is going to be so crazy, i want to die. also i got my hair cut after work and the lady seriously cut it 3 inches shorter than i wanted it. it is a complete disaster, tabatha would have been horrified. goodbye cruel world
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
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thedailywhat: Inspirational Motivational of the Day: 18-year-old Jeremy Minnier is just your average high school senior except for the part where he’s the mayor of an entire town. Minnier, the newly elected mayor of Aredale, Iowa, recently defeated 76-year-old incumbent Virgil Homer by a vote of 24 to 8. If the vote tally seems rather small, that’s because Aredale only has 74 residents. But,...
Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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Mar 5th
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“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.” thx 4 saving the world Caesar yolo
Mar 5th
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Listen Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band (ft. Tom...
Mar 5th
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