December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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i returned so many iPads yesterday because people were saying they were “just gonna wait for the iPad 3.” … ..
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GROUP MESSAGES ARE THE WORK OF THE...
you dickheads, if you respond to the group message, it will go to everyone everyone
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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brandontaco: things that are terrible after you’ve taken a sleeping pill 1. text from sister “WANT WHATABURGER” obv i do 2. extreme talk with BFF about work/boy situation involving numerous jim halpert and simon burch metaphors and comparisons 4. that 90s video i just watched i mean the fuck was that okay help you work at 8 brooke you work a saturday at the apple store at 8 am get your...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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“I think it’s odd that you can’t joke about rape, when people joke about murder...”
– Donald Glover (via witch-or-not) All right, I’m returning to this (with statistics!) because I’m so fucking pissed. Donald Glover, One in six American women will experience attempted rape or rape in their lifetime. One in thirty-three American men will. Recently, you did a sold-out show on my...
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Listen14th-street: Fiona Apple - “I Know” So be it,...
Dec 13th
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semierotic-: do u ever sit in ur room and cry like, “i love u kanye west”
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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in the pantry over the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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inveteratus: Best 12 second video ever.
Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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that's a chop
Dec 7th
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cockdemoi: I think the real american horror story is that ryan murphy still has a job.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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