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thedailywhat:

Logical Conclusion of the Day: Also, as noted by Redditor Hank_Scorpio_77, Batman Begins was released the year Obama was sworn in as Senator (2005).
Election over.
[4chan / reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Logical Conclusion of the Day: Also, as noted by Redditor Hank_Scorpio_77, Batman Begins was released the year Obama was sworn in as Senator (2005).

Election over.

[4chan / reddit.]

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4 days ago | 1 note

I’m five minutes into The Help and I can already feel myself having an aneurysm

4 days ago | 1 note

imrickmercerbitch replied to your post: the third book in the Millenium trilogy sucks diq…

what is the millenium series

oh it’s THE GIRL WITH THE blah blah blah stuff

i like the plot i guess but the writing is so dull and straightforward and sometimes just flat out bad that it’s distracting. the third one is so far the worst.

ugh whatever I’VE COME THIS FAR, i might as well finish. :/

4 days ago

what the fuck is One Direction

4 days ago | 3 notes

the third book in the Millenium trilogy sucks diq so far t b h

i want to abandon it

also i’m addicted to my ipad and i hate myself

so much

it’s so easy to subscribe to newspapers and magazines, i s2g i’m going overboard and i’m going to be broke soon

but i won’t have any newspapers to keep me warm because they’re all digital


4 days ago | 1,293 notes
thedailywhat:

Trebek’s Magnum Look of the Day: What is a center for ants.
[context / reddit.]

classic UNT bullshit tbh

thedailywhat:

Trebek’s Magnum Look of the Day: What is a center for ants.

[context / reddit.]

classic UNT bullshit tbh

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4 days ago | 6,610 notes

Jacob: Hey how you doin lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you somethin’ that you might like to hear.

Jacob: Hey how you doin lil mama, lemme whisper in ya ear. Tell you somethin’ that you might like to hear.

(Source: batmanny-beyond)

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4 days ago | 39,748 notes
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Nicolas Cage covers LMFAOs Sexy and I know It

alcoholicgifts:

vandesin:

Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It

future grammy winner

club banger

wedding song

funeral anthem

#BROOKE #COME IN BROOKE #PAGING BROOKE#BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

MEL MY SPLEEN IS RUPTURED

YOU HAVE JUST RUPTURED MY SPLEEN

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT FOR KING NICOLAS

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