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everybody-loves-to-eat:

everybody-loves-to-eat:

red velvet everything.

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  • The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
  • Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
  • The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
  • Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.
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I seriously laughed until tears were rolling down my face

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kanyecats: featuring BON IVER

kanyecats:

featuring BON IVER

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yaranyarai: the lannisters send their regards

yaranyarai:

the lannisters send their regards

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im having an aneurysm 

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jellineck:

the very best episodes of strangers with candy (in no particular order)
↳ who wants cake? (1x04)

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foodopia: chicken fajita grilled cheese: recipe here

foodopia:

chicken fajita grilled cheese: recipe here

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